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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛，湖人队（33-29）主场114-124不敌掘金队（42-19）。
双方数据
掘金（42-19）：约基奇35分10板7助、波特25分10板4助、穆雷24分6板11助、霍勒迪13分3助、戈登18分9板5助、布劳恩2分5板2助2帽、沃特森7分2板3帽。
湖人（33-29）：詹姆斯26分4板9助3断、戴维斯17分11板3帽、里夫斯19分14助、拉塞尔17分3板3助、八村塁23分3板2助、丁威迪3分3助、雷迪什3分、海斯4分4板。
[–]DarrowViBritannia 72 points 42 minutes ago
a lot of people used to say "he's the goat if he gets 40k/10k/10k" as a sort of distant joke because there was no shot he would actually do it.
球迷：曾经很多人说过“要是老詹能完成411大工程，那GOAT就非他莫属了！”。当时他们嘴上这么说，心里其实是把这个事儿当不正经的笑话看的，他们压根就没认真觉得老詹能完成这个壮举...
][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 851 points 44 minutes ago
i remember when 40k points was thrown out as a joke, not only has he passed it but done so averaging 25ppg, at 39….he’s also 5 years away from being allowed to apply for the NBA pension lol
公牛球迷：记得当时确实是把老詹拿4万分当个笑话看的...但是如今他不但已经达成这个壮举，而且还是在39岁场均25分的状态下达成的啊...另外，他距离拿NBA养老金也仅剩5年了，哈哈哈...
[–]CIark 370 points 41 minutes ago
First active player to be receiving a pension soon 🤫🤫
球迷：低调低调...老詹要成为史上首位边打球边领养老金的球员了... 🤫🤫
[–]PayneSim888 165 points 37 minutes ago
iir the nba pension rules correctly he’d get ~$17k a month……he might finally be able to afford things like Netflix and pandora subscriptions lol
公牛球迷：如果没记错的话，NBA养老金大概是17000美金一个月....有了这笔钱，以后老詹应该能充得起腾讯优酷会员了，哈哈哈...
[–]RaptorsUnsolvedParadox [score hidden] 27 minutes ago
Maybe even roaming mobile data…!
猛龙球迷；不止呢！他甚至还能狠下心换流量套餐！！！
[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 [score hidden] 9 minutes ago
I reckon that’s a bridge too far…he’s gonna be sticking to removing the SIM card and using the hotels free wifi only lol
公牛球迷：老詹会换流量套餐？除非他日子是不打算过了！看好了，哪怕拿到退休金，他住旅馆的时候，进门第一时间还是立马会连上旅馆WI-FI...然后顺手把手机卡拔了...
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 13 points 44 minutes ago
Bro this the type of absurd shit is usually in a comedy script. Bron is different
公牛球迷：大哥…像这种笑料，我们一般只能在喜剧片里面看到…老詹确实是有点东西啊…
[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 223 points 51 minutes ago
Poetic that his 40,000th points came on that drive, spin move, finish with the left hand. Probably his signature, most unstoppable move.
山猫球迷：突破！转身！左手终结！这个4万分瞬间可太唯美了…那是老詹的杀手锏！最强终结技！！
[–]siefer209 [score hidden] 39 minutes ago
I think his signature move would be a fast break tomahawk slam.
球迷：我觉得老詹的标志性动作，应该是快攻战斧劈扣！
[–]WarriorsSharedHoney [score hidden] 28 minutes ago
LeBron has 112 signature moves. Spin lay-up, the tomahawk, the chase down block, the LeFuck You 3, and of course the almighty crab dribble
勇士球迷：老詹有112个标志性动作呢~！转身上篮、战斧劈扣、追帽、去你妈的三分、当然还有…那伟大的螃蟹步！！！
[–]Wazflame 48 points 50 minutes ago
When people watch this clip in years to come, they’re gonna say: “He was moving like that at 39?”
球迷：若干年后，大家再次看到这个4万分时刻的时候，他们肯定会问：“老詹做出这种动作的时候，已经39岁了吗？”
[–]Lakersalex_zz9 319 points 54 minutes ago
We will never see someone do this again
湖人球迷：我们这辈子估计是看不到第二个人能得4万分了…
[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 98 points 53 minutes ago
My GOAT
湖人球迷：我的GOAT啊~~~~
[–]L-Nerd-L 52 points 51 minutes ago
Say it with your damn chest. THE GOAT.
球迷：语气不够~用你的胸腔共鸣喊出来：历！史！第！一！人！！！
[–]LakersNoAWP 20 points 50 minutes ago
Idc what anyone says, he is my GOAT.
湖人球迷：我不管别人说什么！老詹就是我的GOAT！！！
–]Celticsfbreaker[S] 40 points 56 minutes ago
Lebron James is my favorite player unless he's playing the Celtics
凯尔特人球迷：只要他不和咱们凯尔特人作对，勒布朗-詹姆斯就是我最喜欢的球员！！！
[–]CelticsTurntleCurse 24 points 56 minutes ago
Genuinely same, he’s busted our ass across so many years in the East that he turned me into a fan lmao
凯尔特人球迷：我也一样！！他在东部的时候强奸了我绿军多少年了！？把我蹂躏得都…已经对他产生好感了~~~
[–]IAmStevenKwanAMA 3 points an hour ago
Wow my butthole just puckered
球迷：妈呀~~~角度清奇~~~我的菊花都秃噜皮啦~~~
[–]San Diego ClippersRepulsive-Throat5068 100 points an hour ago
People will disagree but dude has averaged less than 25 ppg once in his career. His rookie year.
Thats fucking INSANE.
快船球迷：虽然还是有人会不待见老詹…但是有个不争的事实是，纵观他整个职业生涯，只有一个赛季的场均得分没有超过25分，那就是他的新秀赛季，这也太他娘的扯了吧…
[–]BullsTurtleSmile1 [score hidden] 42 minutes ago
And scoring isn’t even his best offensive attribute.
公牛球迷：尽管已经很扯淡了…但是得分却仍然算不上老詹在进攻端的最强属性啊！！
[–]KnicksIndividual-Compote34 40 points an hour ago
No one will ever convince me that he’s not the GOAT
尼克斯球迷：没有人能睡服我，诱我说出老詹不是GOAT这种昧良心的话！！
[–]PatientlyAnxious9 [score hidden] 55 minutes ago
Remember that tweet 'LeBron is 30, this fuckery wont go on much longer, thank god'
Put that tweet in the social media HOF
球迷：记得之前网上有人说一句话：“谢天谢地老詹已经30岁了，这吊毛好日子不长了…”。家人们，快让这句话名垂青屎~~~
[–]Maverickstexas2089 9 points an hour ago
This man is 39 years old in year 21 and still outperforming 95% of the league. It’s insane and any true basketball fan will be sad when he hangs it up.
独行侠球迷：这个男人已经39岁了，却仍然强过联盟95%的球员！太牛逼了！！等到他退役的那天，任何一个真球迷都会黯然神伤~~~
[–]NBA2024 [score hidden] 43 minutes ago
97% easily
球迷：强过联盟97%的球员，手拿把枪的事儿~~~
[–]Lakersprettyboylee 3 points an hour ago
Watch him play till 45 and get 50k 🤣🤣 I kid..
湖人球迷：话说得太早啦~~~咱们还得看老詹打到45岁，拿到5万分呢🤣🤣 ~~~开玩笑开玩笑~~~
[–]KnicksIDlOT 3 points an hour ago
Poor MPJ's gonna be watching the replay of that blowby until he's 90
尼克斯球迷：可怜的小波特~~~等他90岁的时候，估计还能在电视上看到自己成为别人垫脚石的回放…
[–]CavaliersBadjojojo [score hidden] an hour ago
See you in 50,000 👑
骑士球迷：咱们5万分见！👑
[–]CelticsOk_Acanthaceae6057 [score hidden] 44 minutes ago
C’mon man.
I’m running out of things to hate him for.
凯尔特人球迷：别这样~~~再这么下去，我已经快找不出借口黑老詹了啦~~~
[–]Nuggetsarlekin21 528 points 3 hours ago
First player to lose a game where he hits 40,000 career points
掘金球迷：咳！这不是张口就来嘛~~~老詹是历史首位在拿到个人4万分的比赛中输球的球员！！！
[–]HeatMiaCannons 502 points 3 hours ago
In a close game all game long and the Lakers just get detroyed late in the game and lose.
Classic Lakers vs Nuggets
热火球迷：比赛胶着了一整场，湖人最终在最后时刻被干掉~~~多么奠型的湖人vs掘金比赛啊~~
[–]Lakersahr3410 756 points 3 hours ago
Why are they showing repeates? I thought every game was live
湖人球迷：不对不对！NBA为啥拿比赛录像糊弄人啊？我一直以为我看的是现场直播啊~~~
[–]Nuggetsadjective____noun 190 points 3 hours ago
Hey I've seen this one, this is a classic!
掘金球迷：是啊~~这比赛我也看过啊~~~太经典啦！！！
[–]NuggetsRUSuper 38 points 3 hours ago
Proof that NBA is staged,they played same game twice by mistake…
掘金球迷：这场比赛就是证明NBA联盟是剧本杀的有力证据！！他们错放了某一场湖人vs掘金的比赛回放！！！
[–]Nuggetsabris33 472 points 4 hours ago
Do the Lakers have anymore milestones or statue unveilings coming up that the Nuggets can ruin?
掘金球迷：阿喏...湖人队还有什么里程碑或者雕像揭幕式啥的，可以让掘金砸砸场子的吗？
[–]NuggetsHarryOttoman 211 points 4 hours ago
Payback for the Kobe years 😈
掘金球迷：科比那些年虐咱多狠啊~~如今风水轮流转啦~~😈
[–]Lakersmrgpsingh1999 10 points 3 hours ago
And his jersey retirement game where he immediately walked out with his family lmao
[–]NBAbiscuitg0d 3 points an hour ago
THE COMMENTS ARE MOVING SO FAST NO one WILL KNOW I LOVE MY MOM
球迷：老詹太火了！！直播吧的评论刷得太快了！！！我要是在这里说我爱上我老妈了，应该也没人看得见吧？
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