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近日，美国勇蜜脑洞大开，让ChatGPT模仿追梦格林，亲述拳打普尔的来龙去脉，将整个事件和盘托出。
在高科技和大数据的加持下，AI机器人将追梦的语气、性格以及说话的习惯模仿得惟妙惟肖，甚至它所描述的整个打人事件也颇具真实性，相当具有说服力。
以下是ChatGPT化身追梦格林的自述。
Title: AITA for standing up like a real man and trying to instill some respect in a younger teammate?
《曾像个真正的男人一样挺身而出，苦心引导一位年轻队友学会尊重，到头来自己却成了混蛋？》
Hey Reddit, I've got to lay this out because, man, everyone's got an opinion, and I just need some straight-up clarity.
诸位，事到如今，我看我不得不把事情的真相和盘托出了…无可奈何啊…可经不住人多嘴杂、众说纷纭，因此我只好出来做一次彻底的澄清，给大伙儿一个明白。
Being with the Warriors for so long, I've weathered every storm and naturally, I’ve stepped into a big leadership role.
为勇士效力多年，经历了无数大风大浪之后，鄙人自然早已升格成一位举足轻重的领袖角色~
（亚当斯：你举足确实很重...）
Enter JP, the young blood from last year. The kid got a little too ahead of himself – could've been those contract talks or whatever. But one day during practice, he went overboard with the trash talk. Starts questioning my leadership – I mean, with all the blood, sweat, and years I've given, who’s he comparing himself to?
而普尔呢，去年脱颖而出的一位年轻人，可能因为当时合同谈得挺顺的还是怎么的，这孩子有点过于高看自己了。本来这些都不是事儿啊~但有一天队内训练的时候，他垃圾话喷得一点边界感都没有，竟然当众开始质疑起我的领导能力？诶...他没事儿吧！？这么多年我为球队流了多少血出了多少汗？他算哪根葱？拿什么资格跟我比？
I'll admit – I stepped up and set him straight. Maybe it was a bit physical, but hey, sometimes that’s how real men communicate. And speaking of real men, have you seen LeBron's leadership? Now, that’s top-tier. Nothing but respect for the King.
当然，我承认啊~当时我确实站了出来，好好地“纠正”了一下他的错误！从肢体接触上看，可能动作是稍微大了点，但是别搞错了，有时候真正的男人就是该这样沟通！要说真男人，瞧瞧我们家老詹的领导力，那才叫一个绝呢~~~对咱国王啊，没说的～满满的全是尊敬~~~
Back to JP. Wouldn't you know it, that brief moment magically appears in the media. Got me thinking that maybe JP wanted some attention or sympathy, hence the leak.
说回普尔啊~有个事你们不会不知道吧？就是…那段录像后来不是神奇地出现在了社媒上了吗？这不得不怀疑就是普尔搞的鬼，他想得到关注和同情，搞不好就是他把录像泄露出去的！
The aftermath? The team fined me, but they knew better than to bench me. My passion and dedication to our legacy? Unquestionable.
之后？我不幸还是被球队罚了款，但是他们也知道，这样做肯定好过对我禁赛~因为我对比赛的激情和投入，对球队的重要性如何？自然是不言而喻啊~
I took the high road, apologized to JP and the crew. Distractions like this aren't what we need. But here's where I scratch my head: I genuinely believed I was grounding JP, giving him a lesson. Then the next season rolls in, and his game? Mediocre at best. But now there's chatter that our little "education session" hurt team dynamics leading to his dip? Come on, that's reaching.
而且不得不说我也是高风亮节，后来给普尔和球队都道了歉，这种分散球队注意力的事情，自然是不能有滴，大家都知道我是个以大局为重的人～但有个事儿我一直没想明白，我已经如此苦心地给普尔上了这么好的一课，教给他那样深刻的道理，然而接下去的那个赛季，他的表现又是怎么样的呢？只能说是勉勉强强，毫无起色…然而现在却有风言风语说，就是我们那次微不足道的“教育课”伤害了球队的士气，这才导致普尔的状态下滑！天呐…这不是欺负老实人吗！？
Fast forward, JP's been traded, and the guy's tight-lipped about our past. Dodging questions, maybe? Not owning up to his side? Who knows. But the thing that gets me? People keep telling me to shut up about it a year later. I'm just out here, trying to explain my actions like a real man, not hiding behind PR.
如今时光飞逝，普尔已经被交易了，但是这小子对这段往事却只字不提，他是不是在故意逃避问题，好把自己摘得一干二净？谁知道去呢…但是你们知道最让我心烦的是什么吗？你们老是说这事儿都过去一年了，让我闭嘴别提了。不是…我干什么了啊？我只不过是像个真正的男人一样站出来解释了一下自己的行为，而不是怂在公关团队的后面屁都不放一个！
So, with all laid out, AITA for trying to do right by a younger teammate and standing up like a man should?
所以，现在我把真相都已经说出来了，为一个年轻队友好，我做了正确的事情，像一个真正的男人一样挺身而出，你们还觉得我是个混蛋吗？
TL;DR:Confronted a younger teammate (JP) physically after he threw shade on my leadership. His game's off the following season, and folks want to pin that on our clash. I've been vocal about my stance like any real man, but some are telling me to keep quiet. AITA?
总之，简单来说就是，因为领导力受到了一位年轻队友（普尔）的无端侮辱，我当场与其对峙因而发生了些肢体冲突。第二个赛季，普尔的状态下滑，别人却把责任归咎到了那次冲突上。而我像个真正的男人一样发声，表达自己的观点，有人却让我闭嘴。大家还觉得我是个混蛋吗？
******美勇蜜的评论*******
[–]GarvinSteve 12 points 21 hours ago
That is fairly spot on.
勇士球迷：这个味儿相当正了~~
[–]YSLMangoManiac 141 points 21 hours ago
Outjerked
勇士球迷：无端被秀了一脸~~~
[–]captaincloudyy 77 points 20 hours ago
That LeBron shout out had my dying.
勇士球迷：舔老詹的那段差点没把我给乐死！
[–]mondeezy_95 4 points 17 hours ago
The Lebron section was spot on lmfao.
勇士球迷：是啊~~舔老詹的那段味儿可太冲了…哈哈哈哈！！
[–]jeloxd_official 2 points 3 hours ago
Yeah I was like holy shit chatgpt is a troll
勇士球迷：可不是嘛~看完这个，我心说我擦ChatGPT他娘的是个高端黑啊！！！
[–]ninernation123 41 points 20 hours ago
Read it in his voice like he was giving us another episode of the pod
勇士球迷：幻想以追梦的语气听这段话，就像是在听他的新一期播客啊~
[–]lostgeometry 8 points 19 hours ago
Better take this down before Draymond believes he actually said it.
勇士球迷：在追梦真以为自己啥时候已泄露机密之前，最好把这段话给删咯…（免得他卸防后啥事儿都往外漏）
[–]Witty-C 27 points 21 hours ago
ESH. Both of you are assholes. One for JP being annoying dick, you disciplined him by Superman punch him, I get where you coming from, but the fact you punched him because he got you under the skin makes you the asshole.
勇士球迷：切...你们俩都是混蛋。普尔确实是个烦人的蠢货，你用拳头教育了他，我知道你为啥揍他，但只是因为自己被惹毛了你就出手打人，你也不是什么好鸟！
[–]m8bear 2 points 6 hours ago
NAH. Both of them are men and JP brought his face to a fist fight and got docked. You don't step on the court if you aren't ready to put your life on the line, even in practice.
勇士球迷：哟可不兴这么说啊~这两位可都是真男人！！在一场肉搏战中，虽然被打倒了，但是普尔敢拿自己的脸去对抗对手的拳头，颇有血性！！在这个世道混，如果你没准备好把自己的脑袋别在裤腰带上，就不要上场打球，哪怕是队内训练赛！！！
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