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据名记Shams报道,奇才送出八村塁,从湖人得到纳恩和三个次轮签。

[–]NBAScratchyCow 719 points 18 hours ago

Russ, Rui, Thomas Bryant... The Lakers are just assembling the 2020 Wizards roster with LeBron instead of Beal.

球迷:湖人如今豪拥威少、八村塁、托布。。。他们正围绕詹姆斯建队!什么队?2020年奇才队!就是没有比尔哈。。。

[–]lazzysmalls 6269 points 19 hours ago

Kyle Kuzma replacement after being replaced by Kyle Kuzma

爵士球迷:在奇才是库兹马的替补,来湖人是库兹马的替代品,悲哉,八村~

[–]PelicansLuckyWarrior 1913 points 19 hours ago

Kuz is crying that he still has to be in DC

鹈鹕球迷:而库兹马此时正躲家中抹泪呜咽:“我TM在奇才啥时候是个头儿啊~”

[–]DEEZLE13 3520 points 18 hours ago*

Lakers have reset the Market, everyone is now worth relative to Kendrick Nunn and 2 seconds

球迷:湖人把市场搞乱了,现在是个人都值一个纳恩和2个次轮了。

[–]HawksAnon-Pumpkin 978 points 18 hours ago

3 seconds actually, don’t undersell my man Rui like that

老鹰球迷:是3个次轮签,不要这样贱卖我的八村桑~

[–]TimberwolvesAlexeyShved1 3228 points 19 hours ago

Shams didn't even get the scoop, he just looked at trade machine and realized Nunn was the salary that made the most sense.

森林狼球迷:Shams压根不需要什么内幕消息,他玩了一把2K,模拟完这笔交易,转头就去发布新闻了。

[–]Bullsblue7999 1748 points 19 hours ago

That's exactly what the Wizards probably did too

公牛球迷:搞不好奇才队也是拿游戏手柄操作这笔交易的。

[–]Overall-Palpitation6 147 points 16 hours ago

The last couple of years, the Warriors apparently can't wait to trade away Klay and Draymond for peanuts in the 2K Trade Finder.

球迷:在最近几年在2K游戏里面,勇士队迫不及待想拿几斤花生米把克莱和追梦给换掉。

湖人完成交易后勇士球迷的心情

[–]Losov 4590 points 19 hours ago

Good for Rui

球迷:这笔交易对八村塁来说是件好事。

[–]WizardsYungJester17 2950 points 19 hours ago

Especially since he's back with Russ who was huge for him, finding him in his spots and getting him the ball. Wouldn't be shocked if Russ pushed for Rui to the Lakers

奇才球迷:嗯,特别是他现在和威少重聚了,威少能在场上找到并喂球给他。如果说是威少推动的这笔交易,我可一点也不惊讶。

美国网友想象中的八村塁和威少重新合体

[–]ClippersIMANORMIE22 744 points 19 hours ago

Who saw this coming?

快船球迷:这笔交易之前谁能想得到哦?

[–]76ersMorryD 1255 points 19 hours ago

LeBron.

76人球迷:勒布朗

[–]tidho 331 points 15 hours ago

Rui could have played for any team in the league, all LeBron had to do was pick up his phone.

球迷:敢问八村塁路在何方,且听勒布朗电话响。

[–]Lakersalmostansn 33 points 14 hours ago

"Hey Bron what do you think of Ru-"

"Yes"

球迷:

“詹皇,您看要不要招募那个八。。。”

“行啊!招!八什么都行,招!”

[–]fonzarelli90 732 points 19 hours ago

Russ-Rui-TBJ-TB. Wizards reunion tour 😂

球迷:威少、八村、小特洛伊-布朗、托布都在湖人,这是奇才老友汇吗?😂

[–]WizardsGootzMcLaren 363 points 18 hours ago

Should I become a Lakers fan at this point?

奇才球迷:气氛都烘托到这儿了,我是不是该成为湖人球迷了?

[–]Nugur 319 points 18 hours ago

No one will call you a bandwagoner this year

球迷:今年没人会叫你墙头草的。

[–]CelticsLaMelgoatBall 19 points 17 hours ago

The LA Wizards

波士顿球迷:洛杉矶奇才队!

[–]LakersPikminious_Thrious 250 points 17 hours ago

The real value of this trade is that one Wizards announcer won't shout KONICHIWA anymore.

湖人球迷:这笔交易的真正价值,是奇才的解说员再也不用说“阔你几哇”啦~

[–]LakersBatmanNoPrep 38 points 10 hours ago

Sayonara?

湖人球迷:那说“撒油那拉”?

[–]BucksCoolBeansChemist 416 points 19 hours ago

Is Rui good? Idk much about his game.

雄鹿球迷:八村桑斯国一不?我想深入了解他一下。

[–]76ers BandwagonThatBull_cj 538 points 19 hours ago

He’s a bench scoring forward. Good mid post iso game and good finisher. Low volume on 3s and not a great 3 point shooter. Doesn’t pass. Not a off ball or help defender at all. Rebounding and on ball defense is nothing special

76人球迷:他是替补得分型前锋,中距离单打能力不错,终结能力也不错;但不咋投三分,不是个优秀的三分手;不传球,根本没有无球防守和协防能力,篮板和盯防能力也没啥可说的。

[–]Bucks0dias_Chrysalis 386 points 19 hours ago

Streaky shooter, Perk dribble package, Jaylen Brown ball control, zero defense

雄鹿球迷:投起篮来像神经刀,运起球来像帕金斯,控球能力像杰伦布朗,防守起来像葫芦六娃。

[–]Jazzprogopro 424 points 19 hours ago

Your average 2021-2022 Laker

爵士球迷:这不就是上赛季湖人阵容的平均水平吗?

[–]NetsKwilly462 36 points 19 hours ago

So what does he do well?

篮网球迷:所以,他会什么?

八村塁加盟前,湖人夺冠赔率+4800;八村塁加盟后,湖人夺冠赔率仍然+4800;他的加盟使湖人的夺冠前景稳如磐石!

[–][PHO] Steve Nashyuhanz 71 points 18 hours ago

He’s instantly better than nunn coz he’s an actual wing.

太阳球迷:他会比纳恩好用,因为他是真正的侧翼球员。

[–]ThunderRagnar_OK 106 points 18 hours ago

wow that's a really good move for the lakers, rui looked great when he shared the floor with westbrook

雷霆球迷:湖人这次真的干得不错啦~,八村塁和威少同时在场时,他表现不错的。

[–]RocketsGaTech379 26 points 19 hours ago

Wizards what yall doing?

火箭球迷:奇才啊,你可长点心吧。。。

[–]WizardsFleek_Mills 29 points 19 hours ago

God we’re hopeless

奇才球迷:上帝啊,我们寄寄啦。。。

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